In Honor of Yossie: Examining Happy Summer Wedding PV
Because Yossie deserves it. You know, I really like the costumes in this, and they're gorgoeus, buuut...they still look like any halloween costume you could buy at walmart, though with maybe SLIGHTLY more expensive fabric.
So, it's could thing I don't care about cost, becaus ethey ALL look gorgeous.
Well, except Nacchi...Nacchi should neverm ever have to pull her hair back. Her face is too round for it, it doesn't have ANY angles, it looks like she has a bowling ball for a head. : |
NOW, ONWARD TOWARDS THE YOSSIE FANGIRLING!
I think Yossie just may be the only H!P girl that looks good with her hair pulled from her face. Even tightly. I remember that phase she went through where she always pulled her bangs upward into a sort of...pointy thing? It actually looked fit for a three year old, not a good style, but it didn't make Yossie look bad. The only others I can think of that look good/okay like that is Kaori and Ai Takahashi.
I have nothing against Ai, at ALL. but she looked WAAAAAAAAAAAY cuter at hat age. No, seriously, what happened? Has she had work done or something? I'm not a member of the "Ai had EYE surgery" cult, but ALL of her features look different. She even looked a lot different just once she hit 13, when she started wearing her hair in those GAWDAWFUL buns to match Tsuji. Tsuji looked okay in them. Ai didn;t.
Am I insane or did Yuuko look like Daniele in this video? The one from Coconuts? I only realized just, say, a few months ago that that was Yuuko. Weird...
I like these costumes more, oddly enough. They're really...weird, in a way, but the bright colors and such suit the girls, and the video better...well, the other costumes suit the SONG more, of course, what with the Indian theme and such.
I suppose there truely is not denying it, despite how...odd, Rika looks like that, looking at the rest of the PV, she's quite obviously probably one of the most, if not the most, attractive of 4th gen.
I still don't like her much, though. :P I like her MORE without blonde hair, though. I think we ALL do. It's a shame the photo's for Elders Club were taken a little before she dyed it back.
Anyone else find it disturbing that Yossie has three front teeth instead of two? No, seriously, if you can get a good picture, you'll see, one of her teeth is squished right next to the other two, and the same length. I think I'd prefer my teeth look like Tsuji's than that, though I obviously <3 Yossie far more. Hell, I rather have any teeth than my own. Ever heard of a...gap? Ew.
Anyone know how tall Yossie was back then? She's a head or three taller than Ai now. Isn't she like 5'4? She dwarfs all the others, except Sayu and Koharu. Which is funny, because here, she'd be considered short.
Maki...has no boobs. She has...mosquito bites. WHEN DID SHE GROW THEM PUPPIES? Or, lose them.
She had rather sizeable GIRLS when she auditioned, but around the time of 4th gen she lost them, then when she graduated they were back, and then around...21? Around the time women have their last "growth spurt", hers go BOOM. I'm not going to accuse her of having work done, though, because she was already pretty busty.
Wait, Yossie was ALREADY doing that deer-in-headlights thing when she debuted? I am amused. She's GOOD at that, by the way, You can see the white around the entire eye.
Spreading more Yossie love. Do you see Kaori back there? XD;; She looks rather...grossed out.
This cap merely amused me.
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I thought Yuuko was Danielle from coconuts too and I was like, since when is she in momusu? I could never figure out who it was because Youtube has such horrible quality sometimes though. I wish Yossie was graduating because she's my second favorite of momusu! D: